All-righty then . . . we have a tie! How 'bout playing with words??? That's cool, for example take this piece; The lit'le minds all followed the monied sow like sooo many pathetic, jingling, little piggy banks. They grunted in putrid pleasure - realizing it was feeding time. Yes! soon enough they'd be choking down on more than their fair share of the American Dream. So what kinds of imagery did that conjure up for you?
Special thanks to Arizona Mike for the photo! Remember you have a book to write!