Up for Eight Awards

The Last Gargoyle is up for eight awards. Great read if you're into short stories that are jolting and pack a punch. Reviewers thoughts and words . . . not mine. Enjoy and be safe out there.

The Oracle

Virus & Reading

This just in . . . 'The Virus' has been linked to an increase in reading for non-essential folks!

What have I Learned after Writing my Stories?

I was asked this by an individual who has worked tirelessly to put together a book signing. Many thanks go out to you Margo. Here goes my answer . . .

What sets the human animal apart from others is not just what we do to others, but how really hard we strive to justify it.

Think about it, this is a recurring theme to all my work.

What if $T2 isn't enough to stop The CoVid19 bug?

Social Distancing

Usually pointed toward Nebraska this time of the year but being Grounded is what ya make of it. Spotted swans, an eagle and a couple of cranes.

Oh Them Words

Do you see it? Kinda funny in this time of trouble . . . 

Not only is it not funny, the Justice Department has ordered U.S. attorneys to appoint specials coronavirus fraud coordinators. The department also rolled out a central fraud hotline (1-866-720-5721 or disaster@leo.gov) to report consumer abuses.

FBI Got it Wrong

FBI stats identified Birmingham and St Louis as having the most Criminal Activity. Wrong. Washington DC harbors more criminals than the both of them put together. Hard to believe? Checkout Senator Loeffler as just one example.

Trump Pence

Is it wise to for the President and his second in line, to hang out together, during an infectious scare?

Do Your Part

Help a neighbor. Go shopping for someone. Babysit. In my case I donated blood today. The American Red Cross is in it to win it. Peace.

Canceled for Good Reason

Received word that as of today 'The Criminology Meet and Greet' has been called off. For good reason I might add. I thank the University of Montana. I have to think my flight will be grounded anyways, though I haven't heard anything yet. 

The Last Gargoyle - Installment 4

   The vodka erased the pounding in my temples and cleared things up a bit. Nothing improved after that first encounter. Gary had gained a friend while I obsessed with evening the score; how does one live with the fact an ignoramus got the better of him? 

    Week after week I’d be confronted with all things Gary. I mean the tard couldn’t let it be. Last thing on my mind would be good old Gary and then he’d get to following me around telling everyone we were buddies. I wasn’t sure if I was embarrassed or pissed but the heat would roll off my forehead. There was no shaking Gary so the best I could do is hide behind a wall of laughter. Problem was, the more I laughed the more I hated myself. I knew I was nothing but a limp dick. News would be on in the cafeteria and I’d watch it downing a sub sandwich. Seemed like about every day there’d be a story about a shooting somewhere; left me wondering why Gary couldn’t be on the wrong end of a gun. Put him out of his misery and help me some with my state of mind. If I didn’t have vodka, I’m serious here, I’d’ve never made it.

Iran and a Frustrated North Korea

Iran backed group fires on base killing three. North Korea dumps more missiles in the sea. The world community barely takes notice. Man, these Dictators gotta be frustrated.

This Advice from Valencia Spain

Essentially what he said in reply to your email (which somehow went to your blog) with the Coronavirus raging, stay calm, open a beer and read a Curt Rude book.

Agreed!

Women's Rights - Not

Enough said?

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Coronavirus + The #IceCreamChallenge = Going Viral with a Virus

Young folks looking for Warhol's 15 minutes of fame by licking and putting Ice Cream back on the shelf - Right? I guess D'Adrien L'Quinn Anderson did it looking for FB Friends. Is this what Dale Carnegie had in mind when he wrote How to Win Friends?

                           

Coronavirus + Corona Beer = Beer Drinkers to The Rescue

Guess 38% of Americans were shying away from drinking Corona because of the Virus. Talk Show Hosts and what not have gotten the word out and actually sales have increased 5%. Many Thanks go out to The Beer Drinkers of America! Click&Read

Hiawatha Book Minders Association

Many thanks for the invitation to present at this get together in Onalaska Wisconsin. If you please I will present at 11:15. Very much open for questions so bring them in spades. Will have a hundred copies of 'JusThis' and 'Brand of Justice'. My agent, Ms Barone is currently shopping 'The Passionate Jihadist' thus no copies available. Checkout my short story 'The Bee Killer' if ya have a couple of minutes to kill. You can find it by clicking this link!  Click & Read

Now This is a Healthcare Crisis

Stupid is as Stupid does.

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The Last Gargoyle - Installment #3

     So how in the hell did this happen in the first place? Everyone parties the night before the first day of classes. We partied, I won a contest and … okay … stayed up all night. My frat even toasted me with beer bongs. I was the man of the hour and won the ‘Hogger Contest’. My brothers called my date a Hog-o-rilla. It was just a ‘fun and games’ play on words. We all knew a boar hog could never screw a gorilla and produce my date. I think her name was Sally and she was butt ugly. I got paid the pot because, through no fault of mine, she heard the laughing and comments and stormed off before I could kiss her and collect the cash. So I’m not sure if it was the partying or not, but I couldn’t find my art lab. My fraternity is known for being responsible so we all pledged to make it to class either puking or half asleep. So all I want to do is make it to class and set in the back nursing a sever hangover. My head’s pounding and I’m feeling I must look like one of the freshman loose in the hallway. A custodian has his back to me cleaning windows. I ask him where the lab is and he turns, wipes his nose on me before pulling me to the lab. How could I know this guy had heard about the ‘Hogger Contest’?