Coronavirus + Capitalism = Profits

Markets going ... going ... down but these stocks, CLX & MMM are up ... up . . . and away. Yes! On a day when the market is down 496 points.

Dare Ya Once

When life got really complicated. PSTD and all its savage implications.

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Coronavirus - Factory Output = Less Global Warming

You see the haze over China has disappeared? 

Bad Day for Our Hero's

Ya see that LA's Finest were snapping photo's of Kobe and his 13 year old daughter in death? Not only that, one deputy was showing off his photos in a bar. Kinda makes ya wonder what kinda day LA's Degenerates had.

Human Race - Coronavirus = Increased Awareness

Bill Gates has been warning of disease potential for what seems like forever. Now that it is a reality and over two thousand people have lost their life to this organism, perhaps we are at a moment of discovery. The Coronavirus has a mortality factor of 2% vs 10 to 20% for the Spanish Flu. 

The Last Gargoyle - Installment #2

     I didn’t see it coming ‘til it was too late. He wiped his nose on my sleeve. Not acceptable in my world. Oh nobody seen him do it but they sure heard me do it. I called him a thing or two. I just so happen to pack a thing called a temper, not that that is an excuse or anything. Boy, let me tell you I felt like I got it all wrong in no time flat. It was like everyone thought I should be kind and understanding and not defend myself at all. Well, I stared down the simpleton, realizing I couldn’t hate him anymore even if I tried really hard. He was grinning but not over anything he’d just did. Grinning seemed to be his preferred manner. The whole thing just bugged me enough to not go to class. I mean I’m not going to sit in class watching snot dry on my sleeve. I got pointed in the direction of my van but flopped down on the first bench I passed. I sat tight, visualizing the act of vengeance that went from a slap to mowing down nitwits with my van. The pint of vodka came in handy. It helped fuel thoughts of vengeance which lifted my spirits. Before I got going again I had decided I would avenge this great wrong. How this was to be done I did not know.

One Republican Once said . . . A House Divided Can't Stand

Sure looks like the Democratic House is divided.

Coronavirus - Wild Animal Food Source = A Chance for Endangered Animals

Wow, a virus that could save the Pangolin. This is an animal that is considered a delicacy in China. It is on its way to extinction. Well I guess the Chinese have instituted a ban on eating wild animals because of disease potential.

Coronavirus - Military Buildup = Cooperation

Wow, a virus that could end Wars! We'll have to quit with the military posturing long enough to find a cure.

Harvey Weinstein

One wonders what happens to those 'Less Wealthy' who are headed to Rikers Island and have a Panic Attack. Are the Taxpayers on the hook for Harvey's hospital stay? Common Sense is all gone bye-bye.

A Blonde in Rome

A law in ancient Rome required prostitutes to wear yellow wigs so they were easier to spot. This way women wouldn't be wrongfully propositioned. One has to wonder what happened to the peace of mind of naturally occurring blondes running around Rome.

Installment #1

                                                                      The Last Gargoyle
                                                 —Friedrich Nietzsche, Art is the proper task of life.
     Happiest larks in the meadow are the idiots. Look at one of ‘em sometime and tell me I ain’t spot on. I know … I know, I’m not supposed to think it but that don’t make it any less truthful. If somebody go and call you a moron how that make you feel? The whole created equal deal didn’t take into account the fact some got blessed with big brains and some hardly have the sense God gave a goose. I’m not all bad. I usually don’t pick on the less fortunate just because I can. No. I’m all about challenges is all there is to it. I live in a free country and chose to befriend fellas who can maintain their end of a conversation. So I’m the first one to admit I got ugly when a nitwit somehow figured he good enough to befriend me.

Support for Caroline Flack - Not

So lets see here. Caroline Flack hangs herself after she was fired from a show (Love Island) she hosted. Apparently the prosecutor was going after her for assaulting her boyfriend who had stated he wouldn't cooperate with investigation. ITV which produces the show, fired Caroline, from her life's work. What gets me is when ITV straight-up and lies about how much they supported her. Really? By firing her. Here's to hoping there is a special Wing in Hell for liars.

Sahara

Sahara means desert in Arabic. Guess Gobi means desert. Redundancy run amok I guess.

First Grade Victim of Homicide

Doesn't get Worse than this and I was a Cop for many Moons.

Ever Notice

when a particularly disturbing news story is aired . . . The reporter says we are going to follow this story: Then Nothing! Say What? 

Oh C'mon Man

There are Butterflies in Borneo larger than Owls. Not big Owls, but still larger. Think 'bout that for a minute. You ever around a person who talks a lot but doesn't say anything? What's rounder? an orange?

Philosophy from Boards

He Shit on everyone to get a Statue made in his Honor.

Then Mother Nature Shit on him, 

long after no one gives, 

A Shit who he is.

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Fred Guttenburg

I love it when People are Passionate and Fearless. Timing is everything however. Wouldn't it be ideal if folks would become Agents of Change before Life-changing events?

1917

It is well that war is so terrible – otherwise we would grow too fond of it.
                                                                                                             Robert E. Lee

It is imperative that realistic depictions of war are shared - least we dwell in the danger-zone of ignorance.
         Curt E. Rude